30years now and no matter how many times i have heard this story its still remains the same no matter how good or bad the presenters is.  So let me try ..... there once lived a married couple of 23 years.  the difference with this couple is that as they grew older they became closer or it atleast appeared to becoming closer.  Well on there 23rd Wedding Anniversary they decided to have a huge event for there loved ones and friends.  In the middle of the event at dinner the husband stands up and screams at the top of his lungs Thats it im fed up.....the whole room including the band playing  was silenced where u can hear a pin drop...the next thing they heard was the husband standing in front of his wife with tears of abundance running down his face and says to her

I am fed up your lazy behind
I am fed up with your not helping clean the house
I am fed up with your physique
I am fed up with you not working for the past year
I am fed up of you telling me what i have to do
I am fed up of always spending my money
I am fed up of you eating all the time
I am fed up with you not cooking

as  the wife was crying , she said please answer this 1 question..Before she could get the question out the husband says he wasnt finished...He  said  I truly dont know how you put up with me this was a poem i wrote at work while thinking about you.  I WROTE  WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD WRITE ABOUT ME. So like the beginning of this story this couple appeared to be  growing closer but they were really just getting stronger...Most people can admit when they are wrong.

rich before thirty thought
the only time change is not
good is when its in your
pocket